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Damn Augustana… You Got Talent
Thinkers, Researchers, Communicators and… STARS: A Review of AGT by ISABELL STAMM There is no better way to show off your cool tricks than to enter in Augustana’s Got Talent! For those amazing students who did so on November 5th, true stars shone under the fluorescent lights. With their newfound fame and fortune we had…
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Desire
by JENNY GREEN The craving is overpowering my senses, drowning my mortal thoughts. I know that I must resist the temptation, but it’s so hard. How unjust that something so appealing, so enticing can exist but I know it to be true. I have tasted Heaven and I want more. I try once more to…
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A Vibrator, a Raw Duck, the Cops, and an Old Man
by CAROLYN VENTER For those who don’t know, Sociology Professor Geraint Osborne teaches a controversial class every two years where you can learn about genital piercings, witch burnings and social stigma. The latter is examined through a ‘social norm breaching experiment’. If you don’t know what that means, it’s like that time in the fifth…
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There is Hope: Life After Augustana
PART ONE by JENNIFER HA As a fifth year, I’ve found that small talk as a university student typically follows this tedious and slightly panicked pattern: name, hometown, major, and future plans. While I usually try to divert the conversation by bringing up horoscopes (happy Scorpio season!), I still find myself having to answer the…
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What Has That Sneaky ASA Been Up To?
by KEN WINDER The Augustana Student Association’s Fall General Meeting happened in late October. The meeting consisted of an address, the budget, question period, and the discussions of the new academic calendar, sexual assault, and the fee referendum. During the first hour of the general meeting, council members and representatives gave their address. Each…
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Cruising Through Camrose!
An Untold Bus Story by ISABELL STAMM Get to know your community on the Camrose Community Bus! This new installment from the City of Camrose runs twice a week, with a $2 charge one way. The bus currently runs on Tuesdays and Fridays from 8 until 4. City Council is asking students to call in…
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Two Birds, One Stone… Or Something Like That
Two Media Sources On Campus by KEN WINDER The Dagligtale and the Medium? If you’re busy like most of the general student population, you typically don’t question which media source you pick up to read during the five minutes you’ve allotted to scarf down your calories for the day. Both media sources have content managed…
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Behold the Splendour of the North!
by CRYSTAL ROSENE This month’s subject is a bit closer to Earth than those of the previous articles, but I felt it was relevant. As you may have heard, this fall has been spectacular for displaying some breathtaking shows courtesy of the Aurora Borealis, or Northern Lights. So I thought this would be a good…
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Knowing when to Fold ‘Em: What a Withdrawal Really Means on Your Transcript
by JENNIFER HA Augustana’s liberal arts curriculum has allowed (and, at times, forced) me to take courses in a variety of disciplines. As a crotchety, old fifth year, I have a transcript and a grade point average of which I am extremely proud—a result of taking a wide range of courses I found interesting and…
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Wooden Horsemen? More like Wooden I like to see them live.
BY CAROLYN VENTER After calling band member Steven Beddall once while he was on a hike with his sister and another time while he was in the process of a twenty-minute drive, I decided I would just make some stuff up. Steven discovered a love of music after he started playing the guitar his…